The Adventures of Bud Dry

Episode IV: Bud gets (another) hooker.

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I can't believe you dyed your hair blond.   Oh this? It's just a wig.
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You've been wearing a wig for a month?!   My mom said it made me look like Brad Pitt. Let's hit the craps tables!
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I'm not going anywhere with you. I'm getting a hooker. A good hooker.   Yeah! We'll spin her around like a rotisserie chicken!