The Adventures of Bud Dry

Episode IV: Bud gets (another) hooker.

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bud dry   bud dry
No way. My hooker. No sharing this time.   Aw c'mon. You're not still sore about that last hooker are you?
bud dry   bud dry
I can't believe you paid your dad's meth dealer to have sex with me...   ...Oh, and you shit in the fucking bidet today!
bud dry   bud dry
Fine. I'll sit in the corner. You won't even know I'm here. What's a beday?   OUT! Now! And don't come back 'til breakfast, fucker.